Zombie Articles in School Paper

Zombies at the Royal Purple News

Here are a couple of vaguely amusing articles from the Royal Purple News.

Zombie Hollywood: permeating the media

Zombies are everywhere and the evidence is amusing. Here are your top-eight instances of zombie expression. Why only eight? Because everything else is unwatchable.

Everything else unwatchable? Hmm...

Zombie fun facts: the truth in myth

While it may seem difficult to believe anything about zombies is fun, enjoy these factual bits on the undead.

Zombies not fun? Eh?