Sunday, August 13, 2006

Exclusive Unofficial ZAGG Dead Rising Review

By Mr. Moore:
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It has like, 1000 zombies on screen at once, all doing different silly zombie shit, and you can fuck with them so hard. I like beating them with paint cans and then hurling the can at them, which actually spills paint all fucking over them, and them whammo- shittily painted blue zombies!

You can cut the arm off one zombie, and render another harmless by jamming it down his throat!!!

too awesome!

I think he likes it! If this is not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It gets even better... but I'm trying not to spoil anything....
must resist urge to tell about...

Ok, heres some spoily stuff so STOP reading if that bugs you....













Ok.

If you find a survivor named Aaron, give him a gun. Then let him get swamped by zopmbies and dont go help him. He BLOWS HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT to stop the chewing.



Another awesome moment: Some survivors that you lead back to the safe area (the security office) will eventually try to mutiny and 'take over' your merry band of survivors! How fucking cool is that?

aaaaaaaaaaand.. last but not least, when you first put in the game, let it sit for a few minutes to watch a crazy awesome cutscenes showing what happened to some of the folks OUTSIDE the mall.


-moore

14 August, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also-

It has LAWNMOWERS. Nuff said.

Oh and you can't beat taking the car for a spin in the maintanence tunnels below the mall. These tunnels are pitch black and PACKED with zombies, shoulder to shoulder. You run over like 400 of them every second.


Then the car breaks down.

And you are in the dark, in a zombie swarm so thick you can't see the walls.

That is when you pull out the mini chainsaw you took from the chainsaw juggling crazy clown who lost his mind because zombies just don't laugh.

Yeah.

So awesome.


-moore

14 August, 2006  
Blogger Zombie-A-GoGo said...

LOL...you're the Dead Rising go-to guy. :)

16 August, 2006  

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