Heh...

I Amuse Myself

According to IT Backbones Security News, a zombie is "an infected machine that has been compromised by attackers, typically for the purpose of sending spam and viruses to millions of recipients."

But now read the following passage and think of zombies as we think of them:

Zombies can lie dormant or become active on an intermittent basis making them harder to find within the corporate network as highlighted by the fact that it can take 50 days to fix the problems...

Those bastards! Inside the corporate networks? Talk about your 'smart zombies'!

In the past six months zombies have increased by 50 percent and have reached a record high of 250,000 new infections each day.

Ahhh, crap!

Zombies are self-propagating and need to be stopped. UK businesses must start to take responsibility for everything leaving their network. The huge growth in zombies is directly leading to the growth and sophistication of malicious mail circulating around the internet.

Self-propagating?! What the...!? Run for your lives!!